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"In these irrationally exuberant times, it's getting harder and harder for the self-respecting pessimist to stay unhappy. So pervasive is the hope, so overwhelming the positivity, that without the firmest grip on your sullen perspective, you might actually lose it. Then one day, you wake up looking at the bright side, whistling some inane showtune, and generally annoying everyone around you. "
Great minds think alike - Ich hätte nie gedacht, dass es da draußen Menschen gibt, die mich so komplett und vollständig verstehen...
Dieser Eintrag ist ein Update von: Putting the Pro in Procrastination. Nachtrag: 9to5...
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